Dutch Train

That feeling when you suddenly remember about a completely inappropriate sexual advance in the workplace

Sam I just thought I'd mention that I'd completely forgotten about that

Oh thanks Joe I'd also completely forgotten about that. What a Dutch train!

by JonWilson November 7, 2019

Last Train Home

To every broken heart in here
Love was once a part
But now it's disappeared
She told me that it's all a part of
The choices that you make, yeah
Even when you think you're right
You have to give to take

But there's still tomorrow
Forget the sorrow
And I can be on the last train home
Watch it pass the day
As it fades away
No more time to care
No more time, today

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

I wonder if you're listening
Picking up on the signals sent back from within
Sometimes it feels like
I don't really know what's going on
Time and time again it seems like
Everything is wrong in here

But there's still tomorrow
Forget the sorrow
And I can be on the last train home
Watch it pass the day
As it fades away
No more time to care
No more time, today

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

But we sing if we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing if it's not enough

And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To never fall in love
To never fall in love again
To never fall in love again
To never fall in love again..

by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023

link's crossbow training

A game released for the Wii.

I will never play link's crossbow training.

by My_nam_SHAW262 January 21, 2021

bump a train

London slang for fare evasion.

My mate got caught trying to bump a train.

by ggsm3 April 30, 2024

infinity train

An upcoming Cartoon Network show about a 12-year old girl called Tulip who is stuck in a train that never stops, accompanied by a little robot called One-One, in the pilot Tulip and One-One enter a train car with a Land called Corginia, home to Atticus (King of Corginia) and a lot of Corgis, No further spoilers. this show (coming to CN in 2019) has amazing potential, go watch the pilot.

Dude 1: Yo, have you seen the new cartoon network pilot Infinity Train?
Dude 2: No, What is Infinity Train?
Dude 1: shows pilot on phone
-after 8:37 minutes of watching the pilot-
Dude 2: forget adventure time and regular show, i need this!
Dude 1: Yeah right

by that fucking degenerate weeb March 5, 2018

brig train

The brig train is a girl who trys to get with everyone.... no ass and is like 5 yrs old #Whippppper

Lets ride the brig train.. all aboard!

by elijaha416 June 30, 2016

Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.

Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."

by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014