Uncle Knobhead

Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.

I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.

by Terry Clee October 25, 2023

uncle philly

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.

Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.

Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"

by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022

half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Lady Uncle

A woman who is a female version of a stereotypical “Drunk Uncle”. Commonly known for drinking bud light and piss at 8am in northern states.

“ALEX RAILED A LADY UNCLE!”

by The Don of NH January 4, 2024

Uncle erb

Supplier of weed
.a dealer.

I gotta meet uncle erb on the corner Tonite.

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

sesqui-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Wild Uncle

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.

Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...

by The Cap N' April 9, 2021