louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.

Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.

by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017

Daddy long sock

A daddy long sock is when a male has a big cock for granny to make bacon for the kids with, this is also for girls with big tats and that are soccer balls just like azzy land!

“Oh Man U have a daddy long sock don’t cha’”

by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019

Long head

Someone that says they meet then long you off all the time.

Connor Murray is a long head.

by Skty May 23, 2022

Two sauces long

WUT DA CAT DOIN

Month 1: two sauces long

Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long

Three years: seven sauces long

by Cacaman123 July 7, 2023

long island

the part of new york with a bunch of pot smokers

“yo you live on long island?”
“yeah it’s a shit hole”

by 173392726 October 17, 2021

Bao long

Rich kid

With old ass father

He has sugar daddy potential

He is not hot but he is good looking

Person 1: omg he is rich and Asian

Person 2: that’s bao long

by Kskslskslsksksksksls June 23, 2023

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On the side he will often be seen slinging dick to fake snapchat bots.

Captain Long was seen driving his cock helicopter for allie on video

by Allie- Snapbot April 2, 2025