The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
Get the Scoop and Sleep mug.When you get better at something because you slept on it, probably because your brain worked through some issues you were having but you were too tired/stressed to realize it at the time.
"I couldn't beat a medium difficulty Rock Band track, so I got a sleep buff and handled it just fine on the first try the next day."
by randomacct128497124981 December 27, 2023
Get the sleep buff mug.The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.
by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023
Get the Forbidden Sleep Technique mug.When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night
Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call
by blupopscl July 23, 2016
Get the drunken sleep mug.1.) A myth, a pure concept, an idea. Many of these words have been used to describe the elusive "sleep." In my opinion? It's a cryptid. Impossible to catch.
2.) A temporary coma.
3.) Light death.
2.) A temporary coma.
3.) Light death.
"Did anyone catch any sleep last night?"
"Nah, it's impossible!"
"Oh my god, you guys are going to die of sleep deprivation."
A conversation between friends.
"Nah, it's impossible!"
"Oh my god, you guys are going to die of sleep deprivation."
A conversation between friends.
by StarryFaerie April 17, 2019
Get the Sleep mug.A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.
by kysstery March 15, 2015
Get the Sleep Herding mug.When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.
We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.
by Pocket39 March 29, 2017
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