short girlfriend: what day is it
tall girlfriend: september 27th you know what that means
short girlfriend: *kisses tall girlfriend*
tall girlfriend: september 27th you know what that means
short girlfriend: *kisses tall girlfriend*
by venuspenis886 September 26, 2021
by HotboiColm October 12, 2020
Omg Becky it's september 2 we almost forgot to send brandon a nude. Holy cow you're right! I'll send him a couple to make it up to him!
by Youbetyourbottom August 30, 2022
Usually a bearded man who loves to do graffiti. He spends most of his time trying to do everything for his girlfriend. 6 minutes and 18 seconds.
by Orė-shwæx December 16, 2021
september 1 2010
by september 1 2010 June 09, 2024
BEST PERSONS BIRTHDAY IN THE WORLD NO CAP. IF U KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, PRAISE THEM, KISS THEM, MARRY THEM. THEY ARE A LITERAL GODESS/GOD. WORSHIP THEM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. THEY ARE BEAUTY THEY ARE GRACE. IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, NEVER BETRAY THEM OR LEAVE THEM, U WILL NEVER MEET SOMEONE BETTER.
Person 1 - oh shit, they must be born on the 14 September, they fine as fuckkk. Im gonna marry them one day.
Person 2 - HELLL NAH, not if i get to marry them first, they are the light of my life.
Person 2 - HELLL NAH, not if i get to marry them first, they are the light of my life.
by PICKLEDFUDS BEST FRIEND September 20, 2022
people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum
person: “I was born on september 16”
other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”
other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”
by xxslaybitchxx March 08, 2022