Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.

"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."

by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011

Retarded

Retarded is an other word for fuck me daddy pls I’m indeed ready for your large package to hit my mouth

I’m retarded

by Leansbuski shabashala tusufu July 30, 2021

Retard leg

Someone with retard legs

Tierney has retard legs

by Kachiggamanigga May 2, 2019

Retard

A word which actually means “to be late again” If you dissect the word. (Re-tardy)

Yo my friend is always retard in my school.

by RockBroccoli101 January 27, 2019

Intentional retard

Acting braindead by choice, without having a mental disability

Josh: Is this guy mentally disabled?
Billy: Nah, I think he's just an intentional retard

by StreakRes February 4, 2023

Aaron Retard Moment

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.

Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!

by FarletFOX November 11, 2023

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018