The Real McCoy. A term used by influential people when they meet a non- influential person and discovers within a few minutes that this person is Real, as in should be very influential and if given the opportunity should be rewarded as such. Qualifies as an elite.
I attended a job interview, and the first question the Managing Director asks is, " Where would you like to be in this company in the next five years". A very quick reply from Brian was, " Sitting on the other side of this desk". The M.D. replied, " Mate, your the Real McCoy, when do you want to start".
by Brian Young June 22, 2023

by BlazeRich August 9, 2022

by Trashmenger September 2, 2023

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.
Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't
The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't
The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!
Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece
(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece
G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!
coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!
Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece
(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece
G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!
coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
by gitonga August 18, 2018

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
