Mormon Pizza

When you go on a mission in a different country and you don’t like the food, so you just order pizza for 2 years.

“He ate so much pizza on his mission that it cancelled out all the walking he did. He definitely is a Mormon pizza!”

by Lucitypoop July 8, 2025

Pizza

THE BEST FOOD ON THE WHOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE PLANET!

Omfg that pizza over there looks sooooooooooooooooooooo friggin sexyyyy!

by Fireflame9856 April 3, 2019

Pizza

When you are too lazy to get the fuck up so you call GrubHub to bring you tomato paste on garlic bread with vegan cheese on top. Also known as pizza.

“Jeez I just wanna Pizza today!“

by ThingsPreAPSays October 24, 2020

shrodinger's pizza

When you dont know if a food has been eaten or not, at a probability close to 50/50, you could use the expression "shrodinger's pizza", derived from shrodinger's cat. can be used in a lot of ways

The burger i bought yesterday is probably shrodinger's pizza by now, i should check it later

by IMakeDumbExpressions October 23, 2022

Pizza slut

The name given to skiers by snow boarders. (Derived from the snow plow technique that forms a pizza slice shape with ski’s)

While on chairlifts, Jess showed her distain for skiers by flicking snow from her snowboard onto the Pizza sluts below.

by Smooax August 28, 2022

Pizza Boat

Three-way consisting of, in sequence, one member in and out and wiping/rubbing Period blood all over her abdominal area up to chest then into her mouth as the next member penetrates and does the same

Had a great time last night, we gave her a good Pizza Boat after prom.....

by money shot, rusty trombone February 14, 2024

Pizza Dare

When you order a pizza for delivery (or any takeaway) and the woman opens the door naked or in underwear.

Sometimes this can lead to more like groping as a tip or even oral or sex.

She wanted to try the pizza dare so took off her clothes and ordered a pizza to answer the door to the driver wearing nothing.

by jbadman October 1, 2023