pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.
(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
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Paddy-pimped

When a car, bike or person is totally decorated for St. Patrick's Day
I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.
by Tomonia March 06, 2015
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Polyester-pimp

It's a dude who is a wannabe pimp and never has any hoes or bitches. This type of man wheres knock off brand clothing or acts like he has money when he's really broke. His car is probably worth less than his rims or stereo.
Johnny p is a polyester-pimp he cons his way in to a woman's house lives bill free and tells everyone she kicked him out because she is a psycho. Truth is he never paid a dime.
by RyJerseyVset September 03, 2021
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Filthy Pimps

Delusional Maniac terminology for his girlfriend's male friends and family members.
Maniac: " hoe imma break up with you so you better quit hookin' and act right.....or f*** you and your filthy pimps!"
by Spinderella in the Hood July 20, 2021
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C pimp

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day. This said mofo can also beet up C Roush with no effort
Wow look at C pimp he really pullin des hoes today. C pimp really clapped Connor today in that 45.
by Jonald crox February 13, 2021
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C pimp

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day.
Wow look at C pimp he really pullin des hoes today.
by Jonald crox February 13, 2021
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C pimp

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day.
Wow look at C pimp he really pullin des hoes today.
by Jonald crox February 13, 2021
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