Throw Short People Year

For the rest of 2021, you can throw any person under 5’6 as much as you want. No permission required.

It’s Throw Short People Year, let’s hunt those Oompa Loompas and throw them.

by TheMagnifikle October 27, 2021

Annoy tall people day

Annoy all your tall friends no matter what it takes!

“Eyo, yk what days today?!”

“Annoy tall people dayyy”

by Trixxy72 September 21, 2022

National Single People Day

if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day

"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"

by yomommapoopiebaka August 2, 2022

Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.

"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."

by MM132 May 27, 2015

Roast sensitive people day

Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞

“Your so annoying”

“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”

by Allieinit April 25, 2021

white people snack tray

those trays they usually have at white people functions! the shit with cheese and mf ham 😒

“ayo where’s the white people snack tray?”

“you know the one with cheese and crackers?”

“yeah man, the white people snack tray!”

by jonah bastard bitch October 16, 2020

Punch tall people month

fuck you this is my retaliation you stupid tall cunts
watch out all october every day im going to punch you in the arm or the teeth depending on how i feel about you

it is punch tall people month, time to punch paul

by ConfusionTrix October 2, 2022