by Partytrix December 18, 2013
Get the death linemug. Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
Get the Chameleon Linemug. by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010
Get the middle line backer for the mustachesmug. A song from Schoolhouse Rock, which depicts a Civil War-esque delivery boy sending messages and death threats to various people in the song. Telegraph Line is also famously known for having a robot with a lit-up screen being sexually abused by Mr. Hand, mainly in the areas of the foot.
Hey, there's a telegraph line, you got yours and I got mine; it's called the nervous system!!!!!!!!!!!!! And everybody understands, those telegram commands, and you know that everybody better listen!
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 28, 2022
Get the Telegraph Linemug. What the lyrics actually sound like in one major club track. Where a person living in Birmingham is convinced by work colleagues that they need to go clubbing 'for a break' named as such because many of Birmingham's clubs are in Digbeth.
by mids99 July 30, 2009
Get the Dancing on a Digbeth Party Linemug.