My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022

Mother nature

Any external unstoppable force so strong and so unpredictable that it cannot be quantified. Humans have grown to think about themselves as masters over their environment, but when face to face with mother nature, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Only the wise will understand and accept that nothing, not even humans and their scientific prowess, can control mother nature. The fool, on the other hand, deludes themselves into thinking that they are impervious to anything.

Be smart, don't ever underestimate mother nature.

COVID-19 is mother nature's wake up call that the human condition is and always has been fragile. Apparently, some very special individuals did not understand her wake up call and continue to live life accordingly to their rules. We call those very special individuals "anti-maskers".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 7, 2021

word to your mother

I learned that this phrase came at a time when Bill Gates was introducing the first version of Microsoft Office. In fact he first said "Excel to your mother" but that did not catch on. He did try "PowerPoint to your mother" but that was a dismal failure. The change to "Word to your mother" somehow caught on and when a friend asked him about word processing because the friend's mom was behind the times as a secretary and needed help.

When asked what should I buy mom for Christmas. My dad said "WORD TO YOUR MOTHER" It did not work out really well because she did not have a computer.

by The Bulldg November 9, 2015

Ur brother a mother

Worse Than Ur mum gay ur dad lesbian ur granny tranny ur grandpap trap and your sister a mister anyone who uses this insult is considered a godlike being and the lerson you use it against gets sucked into a black hole

Frank: Ur mum gay

Steve: ur dad lesbian
Frank:ur granny tranny
Steve:ur grandpap trap

Frank: ur sister a mister

Steve: dont make me do it frank
Frank:do it pussy
Steve:ur brother a mother

*steve becomes new god while frank is getting turned inside -out in a black hole*

by ThotAyer May 16, 2018

Mother Ellise

Mother Ellise is the mom's friend who adopts every object, person, and animal she sees. She also says some very out-of-pocket stuff occasionally, but don't be afraid to give her a high-five. She also gives the patented "Mother Ellise Handshake" which comes in all forms.

"What the crap mother ellise?" or, "She just pulled a Mother Ellise"

by Mother of Snakes November 17, 2022

your brother is a mother

rarest condition that makes your brother a mother

me:Your mom gay

carl:your granny is a tranny

me:your sister is a mister

carl:your dad is LESBIAN

me:your brother is a MOTHER

carl;Explodes

by Ugly-damian May 11, 2018

Mother

Short for meth lover

I suck on mother’s bitty for crack

by Tumour May 13, 2021