Kyle Marshall

a mother that is transphobic but says "love who you love" whenever someone brings up a same sex relationship and who also is emotionally abusive and talks about your body too much to the point it makes you so uncomfortable you don't even want to bring food up around her cause you know she'll say something

"sam, i love your mom"
"sure she's such a kyle marshall tho"
"what's that?"
"huh? i didn't say anything"
"oh i thought i heard you say she was a kyle marshall?"
"dude what even is that?"

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Kyle

The best guy in word. So loveable and adorable. Rich but hides it for some reason. Is a simp for one girl only :)

I love Kyle
That guy is definitely a Kyle

by PiggyPoop63 June 4, 2021

Kylee

kylee is someone who will use any excuse to get out of work

really kylee not again

by looser April 9, 2024

Kyle

Someone who shouldn't be around old people

The nursing home had to go under lockdown due to that Kyle kid

by Trooper1129 April 10, 2020

Kyle is the new Karen

Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”

Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!

by Kyle the new Karen December 8, 2021

National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

kyle

Kyle, the most clueless friend anyone could ask for. He is extremely clueless and very caring. Sometimes has humor that is hard to understand. He will always be there for you to ask you a question, and he acts clueless. Defends his cluelessness and his "questions." When you meet a kyle never lose him... because that would be the worst mistake you could ever make. He's the best at being clueless.

that man is a kyle

by Jenoah May 4, 2021