july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

4 July

national backwards day

“It’s 4 July! The national backwards day. Everything is reversed!”

by flyingmonkey216 July 2, 2022

July 22

National Big Sister Day!!!!!

if you are seeing this on july 22, and you have big sister, show her some love!!

by Jessie_12345 July 22, 2021

July 3rd

The day the forces of tiktok and Snapchat single-handedly ripped 5 peoples lives apart and more yet to come. main perpetrators are (@s.boomin06 and many more)
Practically the annual baitout day
(Public Holiday)

Did you see what happened to DK,David.A1,Mk,Lola on July 3rd. Fucking hell

by hi hola amigos July 3, 2022

July Chinwendu Lasag

The greatest name to ever exist.

July Chinwendu Lasag has teleported to Shaw Delot.

by coneiss December 8, 2024

Backyard 4th of July

When you and 6 or more other guys, rub red,white, and blue frosting, all over each other. Then lick it off, while listening to the national anthem.

Dude that backyard 4th of July was so gay, but for some reason I want more.

by The dude da boss August 4, 2013

July 19th

Michigans largest car event

Yoo you gonna be at the Legal pit July 19th

by brownie320 June 4, 2025