july 19th

your kinda dumb, anoyying, mad all the time and dosent do much

hey, you where born in july 19th your dumb

by that dumb dog 82828272 April 2, 2022

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

4 July

national backwards day

“It’s 4 July! The national backwards day. Everything is reversed!”

by flyingmonkey216 July 2, 2022

July Chinwendu Lasag

The greatest name to ever exist.

July Chinwendu Lasag has teleported to Shaw Delot.

by coneiss December 8, 2024

Backyard 4th of July

When you and 6 or more other guys, rub red,white, and blue frosting, all over each other. Then lick it off, while listening to the national anthem.

Dude that backyard 4th of July was so gay, but for some reason I want more.

by The dude da boss August 4, 2013

July

The best fuckin month.

The apex of the break, not to mention summer.

Ignorant fool: "July fuckin sucks."

Intellectual: *aggressive curb-stomping*

by 1# July fan March 31, 2022

July 1st

July 1st is send your best friend a booty vid day, so if you got a fat ass, show it off to your best friend!

its July 1st, send be a booty pic!

by MaxGoose June 30, 2021