jordan lockrow

Extremely hot guy

mix of Zayn Malik & Christopher McCrory

"Do you know Jordan Lockrow?"
"Oh, that hot dude!"

by George65551 February 22, 2016

Jordanism

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.

Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!

by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020

Jordanism

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing

Looks like your're pulling a Jordanism

by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018

jordan pevia

large foreheaded boy, with nigger hair

You got that Jordan Pevia head.

by bigtrumpet October 30, 2017

Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg

It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!

by yolanda bang August 29, 2012

jordan and javier

Two people who luv to fuck

Man jordan and Javier r cute

by Bbydonthurtme September 14, 2021

Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen

Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month

by MilestoneInc February 01, 2022