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Won't use his real name

Do you not already know my real name or what?
Cueball "But he won't use his real name!"

Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
mugGet the Won't use his real namemug.

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.
by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021
mugGet the Dragons are realmug.

Real Durrell

A real raw dude that super good at stuff.

Sometimes it doesn't even make sense how such a person could exist
Bro, that dude actin like a real durrell
by Fjhfting April 29, 2021
mugGet the Real Durrellmug.

fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.
use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit
by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011
mugGet the fo' real topaz diamondmug.

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 13, 2024
mugGet the real poomug.

real

the word someone uses when they are crying for help 🤭
*depressing slideshow* “real”
by Leila / imafatdyke 😍 August 8, 2022
mugGet the realmug.

Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.
Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.
by Dr. Oz December 8, 2020
mugGet the Real nigga sicknessmug.

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