right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.

Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.

by snilly March 10, 2011

get face right

get high to the point when you can't feel your face

I'm tryna get face right with the homies tonight before we head to tha club

by tto14 July 9, 2011

shagging rights

When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance

"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"

by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011

Right Whack

When someone does something clearly dangerous and fucking stupid and then suffers the obvious consequences of their actions. Especially when that person complains about it after.

1. Kit was the world's best "free climber" - scaling deadly precipices with no ropes or safety equipment. Sadly Kit is no longer with us. Fuckin right whack Kittybang!!!!!!

2. Watch this youtube video of a guy getting his finger bitten off after he sticks his finger in a crocodile's chomper! "Uh oh, this sounds like a right whack".

by Chief Charles Moose November 29, 2011

breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.

Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...

by WhenYouBreathe December 8, 2018

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

Right in the middle of the asshole bitch

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.

(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!

by BenPC August 14, 2017