Fired on bum castle

A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.

Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 2, 2015

old fire horse

A person who sticks to a habit or routine.

Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..

by Ji2m October 10, 2015

Shoot Heck Fire!

What someone says when they are in a Christian house hold or Minecraft server and doesn’t want to say “Shit Hell Fuck” or any other unholy words

Well, Shoot Heck Fire! Slap my ass and call me Susan-I just lost darned keys!

by Slutshit November 23, 2018

Louisiana Fire Dragon

When you are having sex with a woman and pour hot sauce into her anal cavity. The woman then unloads flaming hot diarrhea onto the man.

Jeffrey: WOW that Louisiana Fire dragon was insane!

Jennifer: That shit burned, but it felt great afterwards. Thanks Jeffrey!

by Greatness Unfolding June 15, 2019

Louisiana Fire Truck

When having sex with a woman suspected of having an STD, the man first puts on one condom then covers it in hot sauce before putting on a second condom. If the fist condom breaks during sex, then the woman will scream like a fire truck which signals the guy to pull out.

The only way I will have sex with that woman is using a Louisiana Fire Truck

by Tattle Tail June 9, 2016

Filipino Fire Hydrant

It is the act of gently dunking your partner's tip into chili powder, let the spice sit for approximately one minute before delicately inserting into your partner's anal cavity.

Only place I'll take a filipino fire hydrant is on a ski lift. Ain't that right baby cakes?

by FireMan Ron February 12, 2018

that fire kid on discord

Fire a mad kid on discord, who plays "counter blox" CS go... but in roblox.

(please say yes this is a disstrack at my friend pls pls pls pls pls ily if you do ok thanks ok have you done it yet? ok thanks no fr seriously please say yes to this ye syes y pls pls pls pls)

(Pyrosimpical Top shagger): aaaah have you seen that Fire kid on discord, pretty mad ay?
(some random beta male): yeaaah lad what a tosser.

by Pyrosimpical June 12, 2020