why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

Go f…. yourself to be kind!
by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024


"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
by hornysexer December 6, 2022

(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)
an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?
father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed
by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020
