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why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes
by buffandol lover March 3, 2022
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have a nice day all

Go f…. yourself to be kind!
Boss says “Can I get estimate by tomorrow?” Cc’ing everyone.

Sure, see attached

Have a nice day all
by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024
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I have Retsu Eyes

I have Retsu Eyes
I have Retsu Eyes
by SuelTameOresuTeMato March 22, 2025
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Having your shit together

Being a G
Having your shit together -

"dudes got his shit together "
by Kahnroye December 7, 2017
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National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)
"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
by hornysexer December 6, 2022
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even walls have eyes and ears

(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?

father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
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yo momma is have big gay

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed
autistic person: "yo momma is have big gay"
me: *slaps him*
by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020
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