by tha finer things April 6, 2010
Get the facebook refreshment mug.One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"
Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
by Wizzil March 17, 2016
Get the Facebook Politician mug.The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.
"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015
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*Class Starts*
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010
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Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
by aCoope5518 August 1, 2015
Get the Facebook addiction mug.Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!
Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling
Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling
by shadyblues13 July 3, 2011
Get the Facebook Juggling mug.Facebook Trader Is a Term used to describe a Person that has an Active Facebook Account and decides to deactivate their Account or stop using it and ditches it to sign-up for Twitter, foursquare, flickr, bebo, Linkedin, Badoo, BIGADDA, Black Planet, Caring Bridge, Classmates.com, Cyworld, douban, Flickr, Hi5,Myspace, Orkut and Qzone or any other Social networking site.
I spoke to my friend on Facebook and He/She told me that they are no longer going to be using Facebook anymore and has already signed up to another Social Networking Site Instead.
My friend is no longer on Facebook He ditched it, so I told them they were a Facebook Trader.
My friend is no longer on Facebook He ditched it, so I told them they were a Facebook Trader.
by Glory by Fire.PEvans November 4, 2011
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