Skip to main content

Facebook Sneak

a user on Facebook who repeatedly activates or de-activates their personal profile and/or blocks and unblocks the profiles of various people in order to accomplish one or both of the following:

a. sneak in and out of another person's account to see what they are up to and with whom without them knowing they've been there;
b. prevent certain people from knowing where and with whom they were sneaking around with.
I wish Paul would stop being a Facebook Sneak! He blocks and unblocks me before I can unfriend him in my profile settings!
by Paranoid in Panama July 19, 2011
mugGet the Facebook Sneakmug.

Facebook quickie

1.When you have a lot of stuff to do however you want to check your facebook quickly, often times in anticipation of an important message

2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
ex. 1
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie

ex. 2

person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?

person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
by every1rocks555 October 4, 2010
mugGet the Facebook quickiemug.

facebook standoff

When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.
I've known Dan for a long time but we are in a Facebook standoff.
by Rayovac1 May 17, 2017
mugGet the facebook standoffmug.

Facebook guerilla

A Facebook friend, who never likes, or comments on your posts, but suddenly reads something you posted, and feels the need to attack you with a comment.
I didn't think that Jim read any of my posts, until he pulled that Facebook guerilla move.
by Uncle Jerry Sandusky March 3, 2015
mugGet the Facebook guerillamug.

Facebook Hampster

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!
Oh, their goes John again being a DAMM Facebook Hampster! Dude, get you some business!
by CBeason August 1, 2013
mugGet the Facebook Hampstermug.

Facebook Idea

An idea that you come up with that has the ability to make you billions of dollars.

Similar to the idea of Facebook that Mark Zuckerberg came up with in 2004. He is now one of the youngest billionaires in the world.
Guy: I'm sick of running out money. I need to come up with a Facebook Idea.
by ryantornado October 14, 2010
mugGet the Facebook Ideamug.

facebook refreshment

The act of clicking on the refresh button on your internet browser while viewing facebook.
I need a facebook refreshment. I need to see if her fine self has a new status update.
by tha finer things April 6, 2010
mugGet the facebook refreshmentmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email