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facebook refreshment

The act of clicking on the refresh button on your internet browser while viewing facebook.
I need a facebook refreshment. I need to see if her fine self has a new status update.
by tha finer things April 6, 2010
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Facebook Juggling

When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.
Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!

Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling
by shadyblues13 July 3, 2011
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Facebook Everywhere

(n): A creeper/wanna-be-comedian on Facebook that responds to anything or everyone.
*picture of girls make-up collection*

Facebook Everywhere comment: "Makeupgasm"
*comment proceeds to get 50 likes*

*status of unknown kid "new phone, call me"*
Facebook Everywhere: "will do"
by benisthelawson October 13, 2011
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Extreme Facebooking

The act of amassing hundreds of friends over multiple years and then, in one day, posting multiple crotch-shots of yourself, sex pics of yourself and any offensive or racist comments on your Facebook profile for the sole purpose of seeing how many people will De-Friend you in a 24 hr. period.
After normal Facebooking for several years, I grew tired of the medium and decided to do some Extreme Facebooking, so I posted ten before-and-after photos of the night in which I laid a 'Hot Carl' on Ms. Madeleine Albright's chest and proceeded to Chili-dog her, losing 127 friends in the process.
by painfulQueef November 14, 2011
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facebook toilet

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
by melly L December 9, 2013
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Facebook chilling

When one sits on their Facebook account, aimlessly clicking around for an unspecified period of time. Usually oblivious to surroundings.
Bob: Dude, why didn't you respond to my txt?
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off
by Facebook Wizard July 27, 2010
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Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015
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