Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
by Zokreeser June 14, 2022
Get the David Huangmug. A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred
by DerNigglet April 12, 2019
Get the david har stringmug. 
the mexican cousin
by h20h034 December 1, 2019
Get the davidmug. he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.
by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020
Get the David Humphreymug. Four eyed daddy long leg with high brain power who is ready for sims into Lin’s as well as capable of being wuss when people talk about his simulation with Jolie
Look it’s David Sim what is he gonna do this time with his four eyes and 200iq
It’s a David sim I hope he had a good night with Lin
It’s a David sim I hope he had a good night with Lin
by Sim Into Lin September 8, 2019
Get the David Simmug. by Negative-#9801 September 19, 2022
Get the Davidmug.