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American Asshole 

A new appellation for Donald Trump, the worst and rottenest traitor of all time. He embarrassed the USA to tremendous beyond repair by his actions, thoughts reflected in his hateful boorish juvenile blubbering talk, and his ego larger than the planet Jupiter (over 1500 times larger than planet Earth!). He is a racist, rapist, usurper, fascist, and many other evil things. He has no credentials, no soul and not a single respectable or honorable trait, aspect or a bit of character at all.
Donnie Douchebag has given himself many titles and poses with immense pompous pretention and an ugly personality cult. He has called himself 'Individual One', 'the Donald', and the 'Chosen One'. That last self-imposed title along with his hateful bloated actions makes him by every definition of the word an ANTICHRIST. He is a Caligula by every definition but to the entire world, he is the American Asshole. Thing is, he is a sputnik and a lap bitch to Vladimir Putin, even now.
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[assholetic] 

being in an asshole mood
[assholetic] by bananabytches08 December 17, 2008

Asshole Slin 

Asshole, Refurring to the Anus on the buttox. Slin Refurring to skinny or narrow. Asshole Slin-Skinny/Narrow Anus .
Anna-Fuck You
Alyssa-Dumb Bitch
Anna-Shut the fuck up asshole slin.

assholenymn 

Assholenymns are acronymns that only assholes understand. Tech geeks speak in assholenymns because they're the only ones who understand each other.
LOL is not an assholenymn because everyone knows what that means. WYSIWYG is closer to being one, but something like MMS or GUI probably qualifies.
assholenymn by Ludditeright August 21, 2010

assholelogic 

The process in which a person does all of his or her thinking while keeping their head up their ass. Noun. Old redneck English
Joey's assholelogic makes women very angry.
assholelogic by Race82 May 25, 2011

Asshole Edge 

when you can change from a nice person to a complete asshole when needed , asshole edge
that bitch has some asshole edge !!!!

assholesucker

someone who, through horrible behavior, a total lack of technical competence and a complete absence of concern for others, is a human depiction of someone who sucks assholes
Have you gone to the aid station? This deployment is my worst yet. The Task Force Surgeon is a complete assholesucker.
assholesucker by onetwocabb November 2, 2013