Jiggly Justin

"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!

"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...

by Flushed Away Froose April 15, 2020

Justin

Justin is a absolute animal. An absolute animal in bed just an absolute animal with the girls.
Justin gets along with everyone unless you pissed him off or your just dumb or ugly. If you piss him off or he hates you good chance he will want to fight you but all around Justin is a great guy and a straight up animal with girls.

Wow that Justin is quiet an Animal

by AnimalJustin October 20, 2019

Justin Bieber

most beautiful and Talented Person on this Planet! he is hot af and needs to fuck me asap bc bitch you make me weak like a sheep

justin Bieber is being defined as daddy as fuck

by fresherthanababy January 1, 2017

Justin

He is a small person... he is also spooky

Justin is spooky

by That big nigga tyler December 2, 2019

Baby by Justin Bieber

The greatest song ever made. You can see the true lyrical depth and meaning on Genius. It has so much beautiful phrases and his voice is so beautiful. It makes Bohemian Rhapsody and the rest of Queen and The Beatles' music look like bad! The lyrics are so meaningful.

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
Thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby by Justin Bieber

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Justin

All I know is that brown boi get no booty cough cough Gay best friend....

Oh hey Justin you are my gay best friend

by Unofficial P January 12, 2022

Justin

The kind of guy you really want to punch but no one will let you because they think he's amazing

<girl 1> OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT JUSTIN JUST DID?
<girl 2> wat
<girl 1> He's cheating on his girl. I really hate his guts
<girl 2> DON'T DO THAT JUSTIN IS THE BEST

by AssHatFace July 4, 2018