puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 4, 2011

Finna dump

Ejaculate into or onto someone or something.

This girl so hot, I'm finna dump if she let's me.

by Et08 March 12, 2023

Renaissance Phantom Dump

Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.

Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.

by PColaCajun December 23, 2023

laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

dump door

The doors to your butt hole..

I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants

by Shiftylou February 17, 2017

Badge Dump

Badge Dump; The act of doing something so stupid that you loose your job as a Police Officer.

Brennen did a Badge Dump when he sent dick pics to underage girls.

by Igel69 May 26, 2021

Forrest Dumped

A form of break up, characterized by running away from the other party. Named after the movie “Forrest Gump”.

Woman 1: I was dating John for 6 months, then one day we were out shopping and he just started running away. I never saw him again.

Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!

by Ballsinyourface667 July 26, 2019