by Tactless58 March 2, 2022

by gilfaizoncharmedimsure June 12, 2018

a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin
by doctor johnny October 17, 2021

Using the forced perspective of Japanese
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having
forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with
the petite actress.
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having
forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with
the petite actress.
Sidney: My manager has Godzilla Dick, but the health insurance isn’t anything to shame a stick for.
Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club
Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club
by Mikey_Ruben May 11, 2025

by Ruthanne199 August 9, 2021

Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.
Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024

by Hellokiddos239474 April 1, 2019
