Something the husband said when I told him how I looked like a boy before my boobs grew and no one here wants to tell me what it means.
Me: I looked like a boy. But now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
by The.wife. July 28, 2024

Certain death is imminent. Doom is nearby. Taken from Condoleeza Rice's account of a feared biological poisoning that took place during George W. Bush's presidency. While waiting for test results she was told by an assistant "if the mice are feetup" (meaning the mice lying on their backs dead) then they would soon be dead themselves. If the mice were feet down (meaning the mice were up and walking about), then they would live.
by songwritez November 2, 2011

by Absolutely a joke April 24, 2022

Putting 4 fingers up In a picture is a way to secretly say your homosexual and not ready to come out the closet yet.
"hey did you see where gabe posted a Picture with 4 fingers up?"
"Oh yeah he must be scared to come out."
"Oh yeah he must be scared to come out."
by TheHomosexualOfTheGroup April 13, 2022

DEMETREUS DEMARCUS BARTHOLOMEW JAMES THE THIRD JUNIOR: I WAS REALLY I am tenzed up YESTERDAY!
JOAQIM: WOW, I HOPE YOU CAN STILL WALK STRAIGHT!
JOAQIM: WOW, I HOPE YOU CAN STILL WALK STRAIGHT!
by I love bears April 7, 2023

by saltyyy.aaa November 30, 2019

*two bro’s hanging out*
Homie one: “hey dude does my tinder bio look okay?”
Homie two: “nah dude I think you need to chad it up a little bit”
Homie one: “hey dude does my tinder bio look okay?”
Homie two: “nah dude I think you need to chad it up a little bit”
by alphabetawook December 11, 2019
