National Kiss Day

A day on August 16 where anyone can kiss whoever they like without making it a big deal . No attachments

Troy: it’s August 16th , I think I’m gonna kiss kelsie

Austin: yeaaa do it , it is national kiss day so go for it

by assholebreakfast👽 August 15, 2019

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022

National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.

“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”

by Jaundoce April 16, 2022

National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty

Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.

by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024

Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage

“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”

by un k n o w n January 30, 2022

Worldwide Pia Meet Day

You can meet Pia on December 18th

Person 1 : Is today the worldwide pia meet day?
Person 2 : Yes, have you already made an appointment?

by Poseidown December 16, 2021

Amie Day

A day where Amie is required to spend the day at the spa, getting a day to herself, while her husband Josh cleans the house. He will also deep clean the garage. Amie day is a day for celebration of Amie. Gluten free cake must be are by all with dairy free ice cream.

Have a great Amie day!! It’s a beautiful day.

by Wilson love Amie March 7, 2022