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national kowenk day

A day celebration kowenks all across Instagram
Person 1: it’s international Kowenk day!
Person 2: let’s go look at some unknown influencers
by Popopopopoppppp November 23, 2021
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National sex day

February 22 is a national sex day. People who are born on february 22 should have sex with people born on june 9 at 22 february.
-Hey its february 22!
-and?
-im born on feb 22 and you are born on june 9 and today is feb 22!
-so?
-its a national sex day! Lets have sex.
-ok!
by Haiitsormashiani November 23, 2021
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Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021
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Hop on A Dumb Day

Common slang used by ADD players to request rough, hardcore intercourse together.
by SocialKredit November 23, 2021
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National Cuddling Day

Today is the day you get comfy with a friend or partner and cuddle. Watch out for May 17 because you might miss your chance to cuddle with someone you love.
“Hey Sam it’s National cuddling day let’s cuddle!”
by ILIKEFRENCHFRIES1100 May 17, 2023
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Miahs Day

Miahs day is a celebratory holiday which lasts from the 17th of May, till the 20th of May. During this period any known female called “Miahs” will be celebrated due to their unforgettable beauty, kindness and compassion to those around her.
Friend 1: “MIAHSSSS!”
Friend 2: “I love Miahs, let’s give her so many cake, this is a miahs day to remember!”
by 0103e21 May 17, 2023
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Jamison Day!!

A day where you give Jamison Williams the queen of the world whatever she wants!!
Jamison Day!! lets get her a shed
by jamiiislosn May 17, 2023
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