The mobbed-up manlet, also known as the mafia manlet, is a diminutively stunted member or associate of the Italian-American Mafia. The aptly named, 5ft5 small, Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo, who blunderously served as boss of the Philadelphia Mafia from 1981 to 1990, perfectly exemplifies the deeply flawed and Napoleon complex-driven nature of the mobbed-up manlet. This treacherous and terminally insecure manlet boy ordered the cowardly 1984 murder of his best friend and six-foot tall mafia captain Salvatore Testa because Little Nicky was catastrophically jealous of Testa's superlatively superior height and the resultant fact that Salvatore Testa was beloved, widely respected and admired as a real man, while Little Nicky was forever doomed to be looked down upon as the petite and utterly insignificant sissy manlet that he was.
Why are those mobbed-up manlets crying tiny tears of manlet rage in front of that strip club over there? The minuscule manlets tried to shake the club down for protection money but the bouncers didn't allow the silly mafia manlets inside because they understandably assumed the stunted manlets to be children. Lol, manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024
Get the mobbed-up manletmug. by exbox360 May 22, 2022
Get the Throwing Up 4smug. UTFM what can i say, all town aren’t we
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GTFC
1-0 get in come onnnn
we’re the black and white army
you’ll never see us win
grimsby
up the fucking mariners
GTFC
1-0 get in come onnnn
we’re the black and white army
you’ll never see us win
grimsby
up the mariners
by upthemariners October 24, 2019
Get the up the marinersmug. by wigglebone July 29, 2012
Get the putty upmug. by MAMANANSNAUAYAY May 26, 2022
Get the 4 fingers upmug. always does what another person says they should do, is never rude even if that person is rude to them and always speaks highly of them
Janet: Oh god, there they go again.. Don't they know how much of a bitch Bryan is to them?
Emily: Don't bother, they're a huge suck-up
Emily: Don't bother, they're a huge suck-up
by salmonskinroll March 25, 2022
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He like a lion strong and a good leader and he is as smart as a anyone that why he is define as never giving up
by Wisjdhdhbddn April 21, 2017
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