When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 22, 2024
Get the Jew Bag Surprisemug. Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.
by JohnnyBadboy April 17, 2014
Get the riding jewmug. Disgusting, smelly, self-entitled, loser, asswipes that unfortunately live on this Earth. These people try to undermine and take over anyone that will be so foolish to let them. They generally have large noses and work at a bank.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's performance last night?
Friend 2: No, how did it go?
Friend 1: Well she asked the crowd for money, what a stinky jew..
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, what a nasty cunt of a jew..
Friend 2: No, how did it go?
Friend 1: Well she asked the crowd for money, what a stinky jew..
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, what a nasty cunt of a jew..
by niggertruth September 25, 2025
Get the jewmug. by Cream daddy June 26, 2022
Get the jew smitermug. "Jew" a male with a little dick
"Jew" a male with a thrashed ass
"Jew" no tick said the Jew
"Jew" money hungry person
"Jew" your typical drug dealer
"Jew" someone the winges about everything and everyone.
Jew" the ciggy smoking jew that also takes it from the but.
"Jew" a male with blonde hair that like to be fucked in his ass by multiple coloured man not of his own race
"what a gay Jew".
Definitions explaining a "Jew"
someone this a tight ass money hungry Penny scabbing bottom feeder that's always acting all poor me poor me as if they got nothing just to get symphony or a free something as in a hand out from someone that has less than the Jew being a victim.
"Jew" A male who is just a wimpy ass bitch that is scared of everyone and everything.
"Jew" oi Jew stop playing the victim card or you may end up a victim as the other Jew race did.
"Jew" a male with a thrashed ass
"Jew" no tick said the Jew
"Jew" money hungry person
"Jew" your typical drug dealer
"Jew" someone the winges about everything and everyone.
Jew" the ciggy smoking jew that also takes it from the but.
"Jew" a male with blonde hair that like to be fucked in his ass by multiple coloured man not of his own race
"what a gay Jew".
Definitions explaining a "Jew"
someone this a tight ass money hungry Penny scabbing bottom feeder that's always acting all poor me poor me as if they got nothing just to get symphony or a free something as in a hand out from someone that has less than the Jew being a victim.
"Jew" A male who is just a wimpy ass bitch that is scared of everyone and everything.
"Jew" oi Jew stop playing the victim card or you may end up a victim as the other Jew race did.
by Realitycheck4you November 28, 2023
Get the Jewmug. 
by Shfgjf6764 March 19, 2021
Get the Big Jewmug.