Sam

Top shotta shout him for draw

Usually carries about 20bags on him 24s, steals mopeds and fucks everyone’s girl so keep them hidden from sam

by Bigdon May 16, 2019

Sam

Sam is a smart, fast, handsome and thoughtful guy. Very good and easy to collaborate with and have a lot of friends. He is so funny that you can start tears of laughter

Simon: Have you seen the new guy, he's so cool
Daniel yes, I know, I think his name is Sam

by Boyyyy100% May 18, 2018

Sam

A annoying boy who often says things out of line. He can be very funny, smart (when he feels the need arise) and a complete asshole. Many would advoid a Sam based on his public image, but deep down he is suffering. He can be the most caring person ever or not. He has great respect for his friends. He will not hesitate to call somebody out for using the Lord’s Name in vain and will always find a cheap-ass bench to split in two.

“Dude did you hear?”
“Hear what?”
“Sam broke a bench!”
“Woah, I thought he only slit his wrists!”

by Absolute Chad February 13, 2019

Sam

The name Sam is only used for dickheads who support the worse football team, Sam is good looking but Sam's are cunts, keep away from the name Sam.

Samuel is a cunt

by Memes1 December 10, 2019

sam

sam is just a super amazing guy that loves webcomics and steven universe. you love to talk to sam because you have a load of stuff in common and he says just a really great dude. he also got you into homestuck

sam was showing me his art earlier and i was shocked at how fast he can improve

by owowowo August 14, 2018

sam

bear monster who love cuddles and kisses, his dark brown fur is soft and fluffy! normaly short but can grow bigger if needed

sam is a fluffy bear boy who perfers laying around and cuddling while watching tv or videos

by ursa major166 November 22, 2021

Sam

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.

Oh no look its sam!

by 9692907 April 23, 2022