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Doing the Michael

Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.
Antony : Is he out tonight? I could do with some booze.
Allen : Nah he didn't manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. He's staying in and Doing the Michael, again.
by Patongs Finest October 20, 2008
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Michael Amount

mahy-kuhl uh-mount

Noun

1. The absolute perfect amount of something.
Guy 1: Ugh. Those damn freshman try too hard to be funny. I mean, sometimes you need to stop. When no one laughs, that means IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Guy 2: What about that other guy in the class?
Guy 1: Oh you mean the only senior in that class?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is funny. But the Michael Amount.
Guy 1: That guy is funny, but you can tell he doesn't try too hard.
by Alfredo Kun October 16, 2011
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Michael Watts

Liarli·ar
ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;

shad·y
ˈSHādē/Submit
adjective
situated in or full of shade.
"shady woods"
synonyms: shaded, shadowy, dim, dark; More
giving shade from sunlight.
"they sprawled under a shady carob tree"
informal
of doubtful honesty or legality.
"he was involved in his grandmother's shady deals"
synonyms: suspicious, suspect, questionable, dubious, doubtful, disreputable, untrustworthy, dishonest, devious, dishonorable, underhanded, unscrupulous, irregular, unethical;

piece of shit

adjective

poor quality; displeasing.
I can't believe you're still driving that piece of shit car!

Citation from "Sacrifice", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 12 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing
Michael Watts is a shady, lying, piece of shit with no regards to other peons feelings.
Do not trust him because you will soon regret it.
by Chkyoselfb4uwrekyoself April 1, 2017
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Michael Roney

“Bro who was that guy that slaughtered all those Speer chuckers the other day?”
“Fuck, thats Michael Roney.”
by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018
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Michael Hui

A basketball player that likes to shoot in an inordinate way. This way of shooting can be referred to as "fried rice shooting style".
He's a Michael Hui kind of basketball player. He sucks.
by Dean Kim April 4, 2011
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Michael Ward

Michael Ward likes to dong the ball in football
by BryceMan1321 March 3, 2019
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dirty michael

the act of getting turned on by nonconsensual sex
damn did you hear that he pulled a dirty michael on the new girl at the party

yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!
by emogorl420 May 24, 2020
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