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Kyle

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by deeeeeewious May 8, 2024
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Kyle

An absolute dick who tries to show off his knowledge but fails miserably.
Kyle: "Did you know that the first 3 digits of Pi are 4.19?"
Girl 1: "You're a fucking idiot."
Teacher: "Yup."
by UrMom74 April 23, 2020
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Kyle

Hi kyle
by Lmaooaoao July 17, 2021
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Kyle

A Kyle is one of the sweetest, funniest, most patient, and most feeling guys in the whole world. The best Kyle’s have brown hair, gold hazel eyes, and super cool tattoos. Kyle’s smile is so powerful because they usually have had to brave a tough life. A Kyle is good at protecting himself because he has had to go through a lot. But you will always feel safe when you are with him because he will tell you he’ll protect you and you can feel it. A Kyle is a free spirit, naturally charming, and very creative. Honestly, once you meet a Kyle you’ll always compare every other guy to him and no one will ever measure up. Kyles are usually very playful and you’ll see that glimmer in his eye. If that isn’t there, you know something is up but he’ll do his best to play it down. Just know if you meet a Kyle he is going to steal your heart and you won’t be able to forget his beautiful soul and how much you’d like to kiss him. You might never get the chance because it is so fun to talk to a Kyle that hours pass by like minutes and you could keep talking with him forever. A Kyle is a mystery though and his calming voice will slow down time like magic. Be careful though because a Kyle will leave you missing him forever and your heart might just break because of how much you miss him. There is something incredibly sexy about a Kyle but he’ll probably make you feel so shy that it’s hard to show him how much you want him.
by thoughtfool November 12, 2024
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Kyle

Usually a bellow average human that will not go very far in life but will do his best trying. Typically people around Kyle will recognize him/her as a bag of dicks and kick Kyle repeatedly.
Brian: wow look at that kyle over there! Lets go kick him in the dick

Everyone else: Of course! What else are you supposed to do with a kyle
by I’ll_doubleleg_you May 30, 2020
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Jeremy KYLE

person 1: you bruda
Person 2: YOU SEEN JOSH, HIS MUSCLES SO BIG HE LOOKS LIKE JEREMY KYLE
by GUCCIROLEXMAN June 24, 2019
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Kyle

My friend: “Woah bro did you just ask for the manager? You’re such a Karen.”
Me: “He’s a Kyle bro. That’s like the guy version of a Karen.”
by Ahahahaaaaa uhhh ahaaaaaa December 6, 2020
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