god of English

it’s basically tommyinnit, as he said on his birthday stream, it’s not Shakespeare.

Friend: “tommyinnit is the god of english”
Me: “I know, he said haiajwjsu is a word”

by crybabypissed69 April 9, 2021

God's Poison

The description given to real coffee made fresh to your liking.

I'm going to have a cup of God's Poison otherwise known as a cappuccino.

by pixelpete5 October 20, 2011

Carrot God

The almighty being that created the earth from the cold of the silver foil abyss long ago

Guy 1:Dude did you pray to the carrot god today?
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure

by E P I C Despacito69 November 25, 2020

Lemon god

This kid who flaunts expensive shit in your face to show he’s higher than you

Has a large following for cairns 😂
People clout chase him but he clout chases people 🤔

Did you see that gay lemon god guy at the party

Name someone with more clout than lemon god

by Joshua keye August 27, 2018

Surf God

The highest level of trapper. AKA 'Serve god' 'Serve Jesus' 'Trap Jesus' 'kingpin'

Low level trapper: "I gottu for dub five"
custie: "mannn come on, surf god plugs me for 10"

by Surf Shkate Shmoke April 1, 2021

god slime

sperm... because its a viscous fluid that "creates" life

Dude, don't get your friggin' god slime on me!

by AwComeOnGiveMeAFragginBreak May 12, 2010

god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"

Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now

by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018