Texas Blowout Stew

When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.

David-“ I just went to Chipotle and got the Texas Blowout Stew after.”
John- “That’s tuff”

by Jawn8282828 November 7, 2018

Texas name

Probably the coolest name ever, got plenty of cash, legend with the girls.

Texas is actually a name not only a boring state in the US.

Texas name

- Is your name Texas?
- Yes
- Dope name
- Yes
- Texas name

by Not named Texas February 21, 2019

Texas Milkshake

Whenever your companion squirts breast milk into the others mouth for enjoyment. Its a lot like a cum shot.

She gave me a Texas Milkshake last night.

by PussyPounder4000 February 28, 2019

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Texas holdum

Performing an Indian burn on a mans nut sac

I just Gave his nuts the old Texas holdum

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Texas Lick

To hit a Texas Lick is to get shot.

1. "Yo I heard Joe's in the hospital, the fuck happened?"

2. "He hit a Texas Lick."

by johnnyblins March 18, 2019

McLeod, Texas

McLeod, Texas is a small town where the main export is meth. Some are users, some are distributors. If you tell anyone you're from McLeod, Texas, there is a chance someone will ask... "So, do you have any meth?"

This guy was from McLeod, Texas. He was asked by a guy in Atlanta if he had any meth. The guy from McLeod said no.

by Dr. Politico January 11, 2019