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Smoking Asshair

When someone acts really dumb and stupid for no given reason
Jeff: oog eeg booga borg
Greg: did you smoking asshair Jeff?
by ( )( )::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~ October 15, 2020
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Smoke Bitch

Person who always ends up filling on smokes.
by TuggerMcNut January 27, 2022
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Papa smoke

An epic table tennis pro move in which you take the table out of table tennis by ignoring the futile ‘rules’ and smash the ball as hard as you can in the direction of your opponent, completely avoiding the table and aiming to get it as far past them as possible, accompanied by the phrase “GET PAPA SMOKED BITCH”

Ideally it should take your opponent by surprise, which can be achieved by lining up as if you were about to hit a usual serve and then thwacking the ball into oblivion.
Holy shit did you see gary and edward playing table tennis earlier??

Yeah dude, edward’s papa smoke was insane!
by Snelmuss July 4, 2022
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La de smoke

the meaning is basically when you try to cheat your professor in a presentation with something that you didn't do it.
I was in the school with a maths exam, and I do it La de Smoke to approve.
When you use autotune for make millions, you are doing La de Smoke to be rich.
by BigSmokeLadeSmoke May 9, 2019
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smoking is gay

some shit health nuts say when you smoke a ciggy in their faces
by what kinda name is soap August 25, 2023
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Smoke show

When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff
Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?

Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.

Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?

Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know
by ButtMaestro March 1, 2023
mugGet the Smoke showmug.

Smoke this dick

When the dick so lit she gotta hit it twice...
"My girlfriend said she's wants to come over but doesn't want to get high tonight. Shittt, She Better smoke this DICKK!" OR "What she got that good throat!? Shittt, She Better Smoke This DICKKK!" OR "My girlfriend has been promising to suck my dick all day. Just as she was about to do it, she decided to go for a cigarette. Just as she opened the door to leave i replied; 'Shitttt, You Better Smoke this DICKKK!!"
by WIENE May 4, 2020
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