simp stinker

how ava feels about keegan

“ava, he doesn’t like u, ur a simp stinker”

by ACM15 April 10, 2021

simp for Janice

Tomy

Tomy is always a simp for Janice

by Don Yo Mom January 01, 2021

Prod-simp

An individual who continues to purchase the newest internation or most advanced version of a product even after the company producing the product has proven to be untrustworthy or otherwise lackluster.

This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.

Hey man, how's your new iPhone?

It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.

Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?

Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?

Man you're a total prod-simp.

by The British Tea January 30, 2022

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard

Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.

by Cooldudemx3456 November 27, 2020

simp pussy

Word commonly used by angry Republicans who have a hard time expressing themselves while trying to hide the fact that they are republican.

What a fucking simp pussy.

by GYMFAITHBIBYA July 12, 2023

shadow simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship

“Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022