When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
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by anonymous April 9, 2024
Get the SANS mug.A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
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Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
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by fatalsilliness April 12, 2024
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