Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023

Retard

Mfs who are unironically posting the definition of their names in urban dictionary

"Thats literally me, I'm such a retard"

by assthinker November 24, 2021

retard

a person with a mental/physical disability. usually used as a vulgar word for people with autism or ADHD

Hannah: hey shes a retard! she cant even read *laugh*

by butt3r.s September 8, 2022

Retard Ham

A fat mentally disabled person

Did you see that woman fall out of her wheelchair at the park, what a Retard Ham

by Fast521 February 28, 2023

retarded sort

A sorting algorithm where every other element is swapped with the previous element, then every 3rd element is swapped with the previous element, then every 4th element is swapped with the previous element, and ao on, until only the last element is swapped.

- But Joe! This is not sorted at all!
- I know, it is retarded sort...

by ethymology101 December 27, 2022

darius retarded ass nigga

a fucking ass retard who stims all the time and he's also a fatass.

you should most likely kill yourself if you are referred to as this.

Bro, that retard who stole by bike is a, "darius retarded ass nigga."

by obesemoron December 1, 2024

Retard

(n)A person with diamond hands 💎👐 who’s going to the freaking moon 🌚🚀🚀🚀.

Pile in retards we’re buying NOK, GME, AMC, and BB. I like these stocks! Soon we will be monkeys in space! This is not financial advice just my opinion :)

by If he’s still in i’m still in January 29, 2021