piss flag

When a male zips up his pants after peeing and the front of shirt tail becomes entangled in the zipper and the zipper becomes stuck leaving a flag-like swatch of shirt protruding from stuck zipper.

I'm going to have to wear this piss flag until I get home and can un-jamb my zipper with Vice-Grips.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

Aspara-Piss

The horrid smelling urine that comes after eating mass amounts of aspargus. The scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. If enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-piss may in fact be green.

Dude, I thought that party was going great. Why did everyone dip so early??

Miguel had a bad case of aspara-piss. We couldnt contain it to the bathroom. Nobody wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.

by GingerFarts13 June 19, 2011

piss horseshoe

The pattern that is created on one's pants when they accidentally urinate on them self and the urine runs down both legs.

"Dude, that guy's passed out and he pissed himself."

"Wow his bladder must have been full... nice piss horseshoe!"

by Mrs. P August 4, 2012

Winners Piss

The more pleasurable effects of alcohol, most usually beer, after defeating an opposing football side.

"How good is winners piss?" (Rhetorical Question)

"Rex Gavan loves winners piss"

by Alan Didak's Dad Geoff Didak April 25, 2015

Piss Clepto

A small bladdered fuck who can't stop taking pisses!

(Responding to a request to pull over at the next gas station...) "Hey! Piss Clepto! It's 5 miles up the road! This bitch rolls strong 'til we get there"

by Gadeanz January 25, 2015

piss dollar

A dollar bill that is intentionally thrown in a urinal in a public bathroom or port-a-potty, with the understanding that some poor bastard will pick it up at some point throughout the night. Bets between friends are usually placed on how long it will take to disappear.

Damn Joe I saw you buy a beer with some wet money, did you break down and grab that piss dollar that I threw in the pisser?

by BlackDan February 17, 2014

Piss Slippage

a work colleague who consistantly rolls in later and later to work with no redress

"Piss Slippage" is a noun used to describe a person (a colleague) usually of Irish extraction who consistently rolls in to work later and later much to the annoyance of their colleagues

by T to the L June 23, 2011