tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.

“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”

by The original Chunky Trunks April 22, 2021

Block of swiss cheese

A way to call someone stupid, saying they have holes in their brain, like swiss cheese

P1: vaccinations cause autism,
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese

by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020

Reverse Facebook Block

The Reverse Facebook Block (RFBB) is when a FB friend, at your request, blocks you.

The RFBB is the ICBM of online disassociation options; more severe than the HIDE, the traditional BLOCK, and the frequently used UNFRIEND features. The Achilles Heel of the traditional block is that you, as the blocker, are at liberty to unblock the former friend in question at your discretion. The RFBB solves this problem by putting the tempting unblock ability firmly in the ex-friend's hands.

Since its introduction in 2013 by the Smooth Reentry blog, use of the RFBB technique has increased dramatically. Experts are unsure if increased utilization is due to its effectiveness at disassociation, or because it falsely legitimizes contact from Stage 5 Clingersone last time. Again.

Jill: I cry every time I see a picture of David on FB.

June: I thought you unfriended him.

Jill: I did, but I always unblock him when I've been drinking.

June: Girl! Quit cyberstalking and Reverse Facebook Block that boy!

by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013

Block-away-hoe

A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch

Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.

by antpimp August 31, 2013

carolina road block

When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.

Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block

by supadoop July 13, 2018

shit ice block

when you shit in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your butt and wait for it to defrost then shit it out again

hey man whatd you do yesterday, i took a shit ice block

by daddy oh November 14, 2016

Soggy Breeze-Block

When a womans vagina is so cold and damn that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.

Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!

by Broseidon August 11, 2016