Throw forward of awesome

Someone who is an important person in your life

"You may have originally been an accident, but you're now a throw forward of awesome!"

by MyNemeJeff September 29, 2017

Throwed

Throwed

Man I'm throwed

by Man I won and didn't even try February 20, 2021

an upchuck and a throw away

A Minnesotan saying for directions to a home or dwelling

Oh ya know our house isn't that far, it's just an upchuck and a throw away!

by WINGS1810 August 14, 2017

Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019

National throw short people day

National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February

John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!

by Lamonte james January 6, 2024

Dwarf throwing

Politically correct people don't like it.

Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Throw up

I had a friend who was on meds. She took them everyday, and if she took the wrong one, it could be lethal. So one day, she took the wrong medicine. I noticed and told her. Her eyes went wide and we just looked at each other. I was not daring to move, as I don't know what would happen. She suddenly moaned in pain as she clutched her stomach. I was frozen in place, thinking that she was going to die. She looked at me in the eyes with the last of hope she had in her... but she just puked all over my face. I have never let her forget that day since.

Person 1: I don't feel so good.
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: Barfs all over person 2
Person 2: what
Person 1: I just threw up on you! Get pranked!
Person 2: :(

Person 1: I am going to go throw up on someone else. See you!
Person 2: bye

by thepronooboy October 16, 2020