Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 1, 2023

mud boobies

When a girls boobs aren't dense or firm they're just squishy like a bag of mud

They're not that great she's got mud boobies

by Mi_Rooster January 19, 2017

My name is mud

I'm in trouble

"We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud"

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

Mud Wasp

Mudshark, but even worse.

That woman likes to have sex with black men. She must a mud wasp.

by Johnny_The_hater April 30, 2022

Mud Pie

A fake word made up to convince Sam Lawler and to prove how gullible he is.

Those mud pies need to leave the house right now.

by Elemxnt April 5, 2025

Mud lifting

Taking a large amount of shit out of the toilet, due to its inability to go down the drain and will severely clog. Present tense of mud lift.

This log is lookin way too big. Looks like I’m going to need go Mud lifting

by Ronald Rayugun December 6, 2017