This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.
Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!
by MadisonBrown13 March 12, 2021
March 13th is when the most amazing person was born. Choi Beomgyu, a member of a K-POP band or group named TOMORROW X TOGETHER or TXT for short.
by BAMGYUMOA September 23, 2023
Deck anyone under 5'5 in the face for ever assuming they could get money from tall people. Know your place, which is always and eternally, physically and classically below tall people. Never forget it again or else the $5 your broke ass begged for is getting shoved so far up your ass, it'll reach farther than the top shelf that you can't even jump up to.
by freediooo March 13, 2024
by thatshortgirl_ June 14, 2022
Rose: hey guys wanna have a get together and watch horror movies?
Josh: it's march 13th already?
Sarah: hell yes let's do it
Alex: I'll bring the popcorn
Josh: it's march 13th already?
Sarah: hell yes let's do it
Alex: I'll bring the popcorn
by arosema March 11, 2021
by suckycok March 13, 2023
"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019