March 2

March 2 is national make out day. you like it or not people are aloud to Make out with you

Hey bro wanna make out ?
Why?
It's march 2

by Momemamodmsj March 2, 2022

March 13th

Deck anyone under 5'5 in the face for ever assuming they could get money from tall people. Know your place, which is always and eternally, physically and classically below tall people. Never forget it again or else the $5 your broke ass begged for is getting shoved so far up your ass, it'll reach farther than the top shelf that you can't even jump up to.

"March 13th is give $5 to short people day--" I'm going to shoot you in the mouth.

by freediooo March 13, 2024

March 18

National send your friend a booty pic day

Send your friend a pic of your ass

Hey its March 18 you know what that means

by Knocksford knowledge March 18, 2021

March 1

National beat up Ross day. As said in Friends, Ross was acting sus on March 1st so he got beat up

Thank god it is March 1st. I can’t wait to beat Ross’ ass up

by Arij_Lover123 November 18, 2021

More Makeup March

It is a weird trend that makes women/gay/transgender men to make alot of makeup on the month of march which gives the word, More Makeup March(MMM).

Girl 1: Hey girl, are you ready for the big trend.

Girl 2: YEAAAAAH!! Can't wait for More Makeup March.

by Cr1ms0n November 4, 2023

marching banding

Verb. The act of marching in a band. Specifically with an instrument, rifle, flag, and sabres.

Brad: “Yo, fam squad what was you doings last night”
Christopher: “Ya know marching banding”

by Draqn September 18, 2018

Luch March

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.

Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."

by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016