January 9

National kiss your girlfriend day

Hey man, its january 9th! Make sure you kiss you girlfriend and tell her you love her today.

by Ameliaw199 January 4, 2023

January 14th

The day when you HAVE TO kiss your girlfriend while on a date! I don't care if it's your first kiss.

Boy: *Kisses gf*
Gf: Thx babe
Bf: It's January 14th and we're on a date, so I had to😊

by roseandbennett43v3r! January 13, 2022

January 31

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!

So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!

Its January 31!
Yeah?
Will you go out with me?
Yeah!

by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021

January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

January 14

January 14th is national kiss your crush day! You are allowed to kiss them on this day so DON'T WASTE IT

January 14 is so cool, im gonna kiss him today i promise

by Greystorb January 13, 2022

January 17th

January 17th is national scammer day.

Person 1: HEY DUDE ITS JANUARY 17TH
Person 2: OH SHIT
Person 2: HAPPY NATIONAL SCAMMER DAY, AUSBIN

by vail January 16, 2023

January 17th

This day you have to ask your best friend to spank u on the hiney. It has to be the butt, nothing else. If you don't get spanked or you get spanked somewhere else, you will have bad luck for the rest of the year.

ON JANUARY 17th MY FRIEND IS GOING TO SPANK ME, YAYYY!

by peanut butter butt January 2, 2020