Snow

Snow's a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit.
Like old man winter spread around his nasty mayonese and turned the landscape into his own personal asshole sandwich.
When i look around all I can see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build.

~Dave Strider

Jade: Isnt snow great?
Dave: Snows a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit...

by 8^y November 27, 2020

Snow

Hecka buncha lotta white Christmas frozen slush water

“Wow, look that that snow!”

by Heckre December 9, 2018

dirty snow globe

When a girl sucks a man’s dirty hairy unwashed balls, and he jacks off furiously until ejaculation, causing the cum to “snow” on her face. He then rubs his dirty hairy balls through the cum on her face.

“Woah dude, Grayson literally just dirty snow globed that bitch!”

by bunnysballs42098 March 31, 2024

Australian Snow Plow

The act of a man sitting on top of a women's face getting his ass ate, "down unda", while simultaneously titty fucking her.

Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl and I tried! I gave her the Australian Snow Plow and she did not leave disappointed!

Make sure to shower before we get it on tonight, I want you to give me the ol' Australian Snow Plow baby!

by Stinky Bhole June 20, 2024

Snow Panther

A black woman who exclusively date white men.

Your girl is over there eyeing that white meat. She is a snow panther.

by ShockedAlloy June 17, 2018

Snow

Rain, but slower, colder, and coconut-milk color.

1: "Look, its snowing!"
2: "Thats when Jesus decides to treat the world."

by My pseudonym sucks. December 28, 2020

Snow Globe

When someone stands in the middle of a circle jerk.

yo marry let the guys and i snow globe her

by Harry Oswell February 24, 2015