reliable internet

something that doesn't exist.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any reliable internet services that I can use?
Person 2: N O I N T E R N E T P R O V I D E R I S R E L I A B L E

by Nic0981323 April 15, 2023

Internet house

The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.

Bobby: Man I wish my internet house was real
Steve: You're a saddo who needs to go outside.

by TravisScott7777777 April 15, 2023

Internet Interaction

What an average interaction on the internet is like

(This is an average internet interaction)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: what? Why?
Person 1: idk yet

by ball enjoyer May 3, 2023

dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

Internet Music

Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.

Examples of artists include:

JPEGMAFIA

Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists

Mitski

Semetary.

MF DOOM

And so forth.

Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''

Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''

by TylerTheInventor January 27, 2023

Internet whore

any alternative girl that attracts both genders probably never met them in person before

: im literally an internet whore

them: how ?
: look at these thirsty men

by Sonicslash February 11, 2023

internet

the internet is how idiots and fat asses talk and sometimes molest children/teens or used by parents to complain about things

ima use the internet to groom my discord kitten.

by metalkixjr February 12, 2023